This is the story about three sisters in the Minami family who have failed to get a role in Lucky Star.
Thankfully, Lucky star sucked.
Also, please ensure that the lights are dim and tissues are within 3 meters of your reach in order for your parents not to discover what you are doing.
I'm heading out.
Take care!
Damn it. Why does Haruka have a temporary suspension of classes? {It's a good thing.}
This is the school's way of taking care of Haruka-neesama who has always been busy.
What? Is the school taking care of her?
To be more specific, you can say that it's the country that's taking care of her.
What? I see, if it is the country, then I have nothing more to say.
All the clothes are washed.
It's still early in the morning, and I have nothing to do.
What should I do now? {Masturba..}
Right now, Haruka must be relaxing and drinking tea.
I'm so envious.
With this kind of weather, the clothes will dry very quickly.
Everything that needed to be scrubbed is all done.
There's nothing to do. {Like I said...}
Right now, Haruka-neesama must be taking a good, relaxing rest.
Take a good rest.
From tomorrow, it'll be back to the normal busy days.
Please take a good break for today.
I never knew that it was so boring being alone.
If I had known, I would have gone out for a walk.
Should I make some snacks?
Damn it. At least have some delicious cake waiting for me when I get home.
If not, I'll be very pissed!
Keiko, you believe so too, right?
Right?
Alright! Minami!
I never thought that just by passing the time, I would do such a nice job. {I never thought that in order to spend my time, I've done such a big job.}
Come to think of it, I've yet to eat lunch.
Please take a good rest. You do not have to be concerned about us.
What's wrong, Minami?
Pick up that bucket of water and stand in the corner.
Yes!
It's delicious. It's delicious!
And, it must be one with lots of cream.
Otherwise, I'll be pissed.
I'll be pissed!
Wait for it, my stomach!
I'm back!
Welcome back.
Where's our share?
Huh? What?
Why are you pretending to be ignorant?
You have cream at the corner of your mouth!
You secretly ate it right, the sweet cake!
At this rate, Haruka-neesama's day of happiness will go down the gutter.
I was actually looking forward to the beauty of that strawberry cream cake! {YAY FOR 2 LINES AT ONCE.}
Looks like I will need to interfere.
You...
Calm down, Kana.
What? How can you tell me to be calm under such circumstances?
That,
is shaving foam.
Hurry up and improvise.
I'm sorry. I was too dogmatic.
I see. Beard huh...
You're of that age. {HARUKA IS A GUY! OMFGOASKJHLFSDJA}
Minami-ke.
Wake up.
Why must I be sat on by my younger sister early in the morning?
It's because you cannot wake up.
Breakfast was ready.
If you continued to sleep,
Your eyelashes would become knotted, and you could never open your eyes again.
Be thankful, idiot.
Haruka-neesama, let me help with dinner tonight.
Really? Thank you.
Then what should we do?
Damned Chiaki. Wait till you oversleep,
I will squish you tomorrow!
Sure!
Hey Chiaki. Wake up.
What?
So, what?
Let us talk into the night.
Into the night... What do you want? {Toys. It's the toys!}
You've always treated me like an idiot. But, what do you actually think of me?
Let's talk about this.
I see. I've never talked much about this.
I did not explain this well enough.
Actually, I wanted to use hundreds of thousands of words to loudly describe what kind of an idiot you are.
But sadly, my tongue cannot move that quickly.
How should I express it? I also have other things which I want to speak about.
So, all I can say is the word "idiot". That's the best I can do.
But, with that, you will not know where you are being an idiot at.
If I could,
I would want your idiotic actions to be written out page by page into a ten thousand page report.
But, the sad thing is, I do not have time to do that.
Please forgive your useless sister.
Good night.
Wait!
Is there something else?
It's not "something else".
When I stayed silent and listened to you talk,
Your tongue moved very quickly.
I want to hear more of your words.
So, I'm not saying that your brain is not useless.
Yeah!
In order to please the people around you, you became an idiot.
Yeah!
I've always been thinking.
The real idiots are always awake.
Yeah. That's right.
I've also been thinking.
What did I do to endure such a punishment?
What's wrong? You look really tired.
Yeah. You just realized?
In fact, I was tired 4 hours ago.
I've spoken for such a long time. I'm thirsty.
Hey, Chiaki. Between cola and orange juice, what do you want to drink?
Then give me cola. If I do not get stimulated by some really stiff drink, I can't carry on.
Remember to brush your teeth later.
My teeth hurts.
Cheers!
Hurry up and let me sleep!
What's the time now?
Time for the three o'clock snack. Both of you will have none of it.
This is?
In regards to how stupid you are, I've compiled a ten thousand word report.
Read all of it well, and make sure you reflect on it!
Kana has a fever and hasn't got out of bed yet.
Did she catch a cold?
Welcome back....
I'm back.
Are you ok?
Of course, I'm full of energy.
I just feel hot, that's all.
Once I cover myself with a blanket, I feel really cold.
I wonder what kind of day this is.
The weather...
Oh, here comes the bus.
I'm getting on!
Don't! That bus is dangerous.
I ate your cake a few days ago, anything that you want to say?
It can't be helped.
She didn't get angry, looks like it's really that serious.
I ate your cake just yesterday.
You're actually hitting a patient...
Chiaki.
Isn't it amazing that idiots can catch colds too?
It's because the idiot doesn't take care of herself which is why she got a cold.
No matter what, I'm still an idiot...
Yes, yes, I'm an idiot.
Idiot.
You wait and see, I will get better soon.
I will play with your face hard,
and make you say sorry.
Await my revival, hahaha.{G: either retime so that this line lasts longer or remove the hahaha}
If you're agitated, your fever will rise.
Chiaki, thank you.
It's fine, you don't have to look after me anymore.
It's time for your favorite television show soon.
It's fine if I don't watch the television.
Seeing you suffer in pain...
is much more entertaining than watching television.
Say sorry now!
Like hell I would...
Say sorry!
Never...
I'm cured, thank you, Chiaki!
It's cured!
Eh?
What's wrong?
Was I too rough with you?
Are you alright, Chiaki?
Can you eat apple?
Here.
I don't have any strength to swallow the whole apple...
Minami-ke.
Thanks for the food.
Chiaki, there's still leftovers.
You can't do that, leaving capsicum and carrots which are good for your body.
Please spare me from the green vegetables.
Really, this kid is really picky about food.
You won't grow at this rate.
You must have left something, you no-brainer. {T: TLC PLEASE!!!}
Stop it.
Yes.
Oh, that's right.
Both of you, I'm going to the cleaning outlet to get both your clothes back.
Yes...
Can I try that on?
Don't stay there watching, come and help me.
Just a little more and it'll fit.
I think it just tore.
Take it off now!
No...
What are the both of you doing?
Chiaki, wear that and let me see.
Haruka-neesama's uniform...
Then is it fine if I wear Kana's?
This brings back memories...
It's fine if you try it on,
but before it tears, give up trying.
Chiaki, do you know how to tie a necktie?
I don't know.
Me too.
Well, we will just put it on anyhow.
Somehow, it looks totally different.
Do it yourself then.
It fits!
Kana, it's such a good thing that you're slim.
Oh, is that so?
It almost couldn't fit in.
Is that so? Just speak your mind.
Kana is...
It's tight on the breasts, right? Just say so then.
Suffocating serves you right.
Haruka...
The bathroom cleaning is done.
Look at that.
Chiaki is fighting against the vegetables.
Carrot, capsicum and chives.
Fighting against three types at the same time?
Chiaki...
Give it up!
Cheer her on instead...!
It's loose.
Just right.
Damn it...
Minami-ke.
I would like to eat cheese lemon custard chiffon pie...
Would Haruka make it for us?
We have been eating sweet stuff lately, I guess not then.
I want to eat it today, eat it now.
I guess she will make it if the preparations of ingredients are done.
No... even so, she might not make it immediately.
That's right!
Hey, Chiaki.
Haruka will be coming back late today, let's take this time to make some snacks.
Snacks?
Cheese lemon custard chiffon pie.
Pie? Isn't that too hard for us?
Why don't we ask Haruka-neesama to make it when she gets back?
It's not that.
It's Haruka who wants to eat it.
Eh?
We should do something as thanks to her for taking care of us, right?
It's fine if it does not turn out well.
That's right, it's the thought that counts.
Yeah, there's no need for Chiaki to do it well.
As long as Haruka sees Chiaki's feelings, she will make it again.
You just now...
Said the only meaningful thing since your birth.
It's not the first!
I said it a couple of times.
Anyway, Chiaki, let's do it.
We're going to do it!
It's done!
It's done?
Please don't laze around.
Taste testing...
There's no need to.
It looks fine.
I have to clear the kitchen now
The one who wanted to eat was me...
I'm back.
Welcome back.
There's a nice fragrance?
I made cheese lemon custard chiffon pie which you wanted to eat.
Eh?
Lemon..?
Did I say I wanted to eat it?
What is this?
Cheese lemon custard chiffon pie.
It's not here.
I cooperated with you, how can I not try it?
You did nothing at all!
With this standard, you can give it to Haruka to eat.
Where I can get it?
To think I made it for Haruka-neesama who takes care of us everyday.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm happy with just the thoughts from the both of you.
But Haruka-Neesama...
Haruka, you're really a good person.
But I'm a failure as a human being.
Please hit me till your heart's content!
Just as I thought, idiot!
Chiaki, Chiaki.
It's fine.
Anyway, she's already crying.
Let's make it again together, shall we?
Yes.
Haruka-neesama, I want to introduce a man to you.
Eh?
Next episode, Man x Lady
By the way,
This time it's going to be my brother.
I don't understand what you're saying.